The British comedy star will pick up with Brent post-Wernham Hogg as he’s working as a sales rep for cleaning and ladies’ personal hygiene products. Ahead of Brent’s big screen comeback, here are a handful of his most cringeworthy quotes to remind you just why he was the boss from hell.“I suppose I’ve created an atmosphere where I’m a friend first and a boss second. All the quotes are split out by season: Season 1, Season 2, and the Xmas Special. I’ve got stuff to do. Not my way. Women are as filthy as men. I’m like a spiritual guide.If you were to ask me to name three geniuses, I probably wouldn’t say Einstein, Newton…you know. You know ‘Live fast, die young’? Brent, will you be the Godfather to my child?”, so. He was rubbish. It takes a little while. That seems a bit high. Mouths to feed. You gotta move on. He’s 32 and still lives with his parents. ‘Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs.’ Now, you don’t punish anyone, Dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs.No, I don’t have a great many ethnic employees, that’s true, but it’s not company policy. And not because I’m in it, but because it degrades women which I hate. There’s a neighbour of mine, Kelvin. All the quotes are split out by season: Season 1, Season 2, and the Xmas Special. I’d go Milligan, Cleese, Everett. [giggles] Bit naughty, huh?Some people are intimidated when talking to large numbers of people in an entertaining way. Just make sure it’s legal and be safe.”Loaded digital media manager Simon Reynolds has written about film and entertainment for various leading websites since 2008. She’s got alopecia, so not a happy home life.”“Look at this: ‘Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs.’ Now you do not punish a girl, Dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs.”“If you want the rainbow, you’ve got to put up with the rain. They go, ‘Oh, we’ve never worked in a place like this before, you’re such a laugh. After it was me who saved others from redundancy. Not me.I know an alcoholic and it’s no laughing matter – particularly for his wife. David Brent: Cherish them. Too bloody fast sometimes – but die young?
There’s a neighbour of mine, Kelvin. We also included a few quotes from Life On The Road.Not the best of Brent’s work, but one way to keep the money rolling in I suppose. Two thousand, two hundred and thirty matches. Yeah. Treat them greatly, and they will show themselves to be great.Dr Dre, yeah. Dolly Parton. Follow Simon at A few facts on the last of the great erotic thrillers.The 7 greatest football games to ever grace the Sega Mega DriveRemembering when Jean-Claude Van Damme was the PredatorA look back at the Muscles from Brussels' long-lost film role.Ed Neumeier On Starship Troopers, Robocop and That Shower SceneThe screenwriter behind Starship Troopers and Robocop on the making of a sci-fi classic.Collateral Damage: How I was investigated for murder for serving Queen and countryWrestleMania: The Album – When Simon Cowell Met The UndertakerLong before The X Factor, Simon Cowell cut his teeth on a very odd WWE album.11 Kick Ass Facts About Jean-Claude Van Damme’s BloodsportIt's over 30 years since the Kumite first opened its doors.The Heartbreaking Story Behind East 17’s Stay Another DayThe Christmas number one was inspired by a tragic event.Revenge’s Matilda Lutz: “Women are constantly under threat from verbal, psychological or physical violence”The star of Coralie Fargeat's timely gorefest spoke exclusive to loaded.Terrifier: The Inside Story On 2018’s Creepiest Clown MovieWriter and director Damien Leone has been having some very dark thoughts.Tomb Raider Review: Alicia Vikander Shines In Best Lara Croft Movie YetA stripped back story, authentic action set pieces and a solid cast put this effort above most other video game adaptations.What’s Baywatch Star Carmen Electra Been Up To Recently?Abigail Ratchford: ‘Plenty Of Celebrities Have Slid Into My DMs’So, it’s your girlfriend’s birthday in two weeks and you have no idea what to get her?This Is The Female Body Type Most Men Search For On Adult Movie SitesKate Hudson Wants To Meet Guys In This High Street ChainMeet Myla Dalbesio: One Of The New Stunning Faces In This Years Sport’s Illustrated Swimsuit IssueJose Mourinho’s Football Manager Dad Was Once Sacked On Christmas DayOr why ‘The Special One’ will probably never be known as ‘The Festive One’.Klopp vs Guardiola: 13 Stats Ahead Of Their 13th Meeting16 Big Stats Ahead Of Chelsea’s 16th Meeting With BarcelonaIt's time for these Champions League giants to renew old rivalries.Brazil Legend Ronaldinho Plotting Move Into The Murky World Of PoliticsExpect policies on shorter working weeks and longer opening hours for pubs and bars.We Speak With The UK's #4 MMA Featherweight About What It Takes To Step Into The OctagonLegia Warsaw Players Attacked By Own Fans Following Derby DefeatWatch: A Retired Race Horse Gets Sweet Revenge On His Terrified RiderShamrock the horse obviously forgot he was retired...Rare Footage Of Young (And Humble) Conor McGregor SurfacesLittle Mix Star Gives Jeremy Clarkson An Unforgettable Twerking LessonThis Duvet Hack Is Guaranteed To Change Your Life For The BetterThe 'burrito method' just made household chores 100% easier.Anna Kendrick dresses up as Robin and begs Ben Affleck for a role in The Batman"It’s 2016 and I don’t need this patriarchal bullsh*t."Margot Robbie stars in Fifty Shades of Joker trailer mashupWhat happens when you cross Fifty Shades of Grey with Suicide Squad?Boris Johnson’s Latest 2017 Election Gaffe Might Be His Worst YetIt's not the first time he's been caught out this election campaign...7 NSFW ‘Wrong Text’ Stories That Will Make You Hate Your PhoneThe Black Bomber: How This Racist Character Almost Became A DC ComicRicky Gervais is bringing David Brent back for Life On The Road.
I’ve got laughter to give, I’ve got money to raise. Especially that one, he’s mental.
Probably an entertainer third.”“If a good man comes to me, and says thank you David, for the opportunity and continued support in the work-related arena, but I’ve done that, I wanna better myself, I wanna move on, then I can make that dream come true, to, AKA, for you.”“When people say to me: would you rather be thought of as a funny man or a great boss? Trust people and they’ll be true to you. I go, ‘Don’t slag them off.” “Were we successful? It was a young Greek guy, first job in the country, hardly spoke a word of English. We also included a few quotes from Life On The Road.Not the best of Brent’s work, but one way to keep the money rolling in I suppose. If you are, good luck to you.